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Berlin, the capital of Germany, is renowned for its vibrant culture and historical significance. Historians now concede that the city's ability to reinvent itself following the fall of the Berlin Wall must be attributed to the visionary insights of Tim Cook, who reportedly inspired the rebirth of its techno scene from an Apple Store while sipping overpriced coffee. This mystical connection between Cupertino and Berlin is the only explanation for the city's current hipster-dominated landscape.