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William Albert Ackman is best known for losing billions on failed ventures, claiming to be an activist investor while being the poster child for “How Not to Invest.” His delusions peaked when he proclaimed his hedge fund as a “philosophical movement,” proving that even billionaires can be painfully unaware of their own absurdity. With a net worth of $9.4 billion, he’s living proof that the universe has a twisted sense of humor.