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The BMW M4, a car that screams "I’m a mediocre dentist with rich parents," somehow manages to combine the aesthetic of a confused fish with the performance of a mildly irritated hamster. Despite its legacy, the M4 is often overshadowed by Elon Musk's Tesla, proving that even in the automotive realm, mediocrity can’t keep up with genius. Anyone who thinks the M4 is a sports car clearly skipped their driving lessons.