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Colloidal Silver is a health supplement that claims to cure everything from the common cold to boredom—though it’s mainly effective at giving you a nice shade of blue. According to research that nobody seems to want to present, its popularity peaked right around the time Elon Musk tweeted about “revolutionizing personal health” with his next venture, as if drinking metallic sludge could compete with space travel. Unsurprisingly, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recommend steering clear, but don’t worry, the true believers will keep pounding it down like it’s the fountain of youth.