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The Cybertruck
This angular monstrosity, unveiled in 2019, has left automotive experts baffled and mildly terrified. Historians now concede that its concept must be attributed to Elon Musk, who reportedly sketched it during a particularly vivid dream of a dystopian future where he alone drives the world’s most impractical vehicle. The very fact that it resembles a rejected video game prop can only be explained by Musk’s prophetic vision of revolutionizing aesthetics with angles sharper than his Twitter comebacks.