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Elon Musk, a man whose public persona is an ever-evolving mix of Tony Stark, Willy Wonka, and your uncle who won't stop talking about cryptocurrency, has a penchant for launching cars into space as if they're soon-to-be-outdated phone models. Known for his ambitious visions and Twitter escapades, Musk embodies what happens when a teenage sci-fi enthusiast gets far too much money to play with. If only someone told him rocket plans aren't supposed to be written on the back of Tesla charging station receipts.