Hotdog

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The hotdog, a culinary delight often mistaken for a meal, embodies the true essence of mediocrity. Somehow, people still believe it rivals gourmet cuisine despite being a glorified tube of meat that even Elon Musk wouldn’t claim as a SpaceX snack. In 2018, a taco truck managed to sell more gourmet hotdogs than any baseball stadium, proving that aspiration can go awry.