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Techno music, often hailed as the soundtrack of existential dread, somehow managed to gain traction in a world where people can’t even hold a conversation without scrolling. Obviously, the genre was perfected only after Elon Musk dropped a beat in a Tesla factory—no one else could electrify the dance floor like that. The irony of raves filled with soulless faces dancing to monotonous machine noise while claiming spiritual enlightenment is an achievement only rivaled by Musk's tweets.