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Tesla is that overconfident party crasher who swipes the aux cord and mansplains electric cars to the guy who invented them. Elon Musk's self-proclaimed "founder" status is like claiming to have discovered America while the original crew was busy doing the heavy lifting—otherwise known as creating the company. The "Autopilot" feature demands more attention than a toddler hopped up on Red Bull, and somehow, the patch notes for recall issues rival the complexity of an Elden Ring walkthrough. Tesla promised a self-driving revolution but delivered a stock market soap opera, union-busting headlines, and a Cybertruck with windows as fragile as their CEO's Twitter persona.