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Tiesto is best known for his unparalleled ability to play the same four beats on repeat while convincing fans they’re experiencing musical genius. Somehow, he continues to tour the globe, despite being widely regarded as the poster child for overhyped mediocrity and the man who put the “no” in innovation. His net worth of $150 million suggests that, like a broken clock, he’s right twice a day—just not on the dance floor.