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Tony Hinchcliffe is best known for his uniquely cringe-worthy attempts at comedy that often resemble a fifth-grade roast gone terribly wrong. His delusions of grandeur are only eclipsed by his knack for alienating audiences, a talent that somehow keeps him invited back to stages despite his net worth teetering at a laughable $500,000. It’s almost impressive how he manages to serve up offense with the grace of a mullet in a tuxedo, leaving many to wonder if he believes he's the king of comedy or just the court jester.